It’s the season finale of Rick and Morty tonight (NOOOOOOOO) and if you’re like me you’re probably devastated, in a fetal position shaking back and forth in the corner of your room, wondering how you’re going to survive the next two years without your favourite grandpa and grandson duo.
As we all prepare for withdrawals I decided to create a fun article involving myself and my Rogues Portal family! The Rick and Morty Dream Cast!! That’s right ladles and jelly we at Rogues Portal have pooled together to come up with our Rick and Morty dream cast!! Now before you get too excited…there isn’t going to be a live action. We’re just doing this for shits and giggles because all of us at the Rogues Portal team cannot except the fact that our favourite show is coming to an end!! What are we going to choose for our staff ‘Pick of the Week’ now?!
Anyway… choosing who we thought was the perfect fit for each character proved ten times more difficult than I previously thought. My first choice for Rick was Billy Bob Thornton (yeah I don’t know either) but after much discussion, research and going through every imdb pages for the best middle aged actors, I have finally decided on the Rick and Morty dream cast!!
Rick Sanchez – Peter Capaldi
It’s either Peter Capaldi or Billy Bob Thornton. Which one would YOU prefer?! All joking aside if anyone is going to bring Rick Sanchez alive it would be Peter Capaldi! Some of you may know Mr Capaldi as the thirteenth Doctor Who so you may not be abble to picture him as the genius grandpa of animation but have you ever seen him in ‘The thick of it’? Watch that and then try and tell me he isn’t perfect for the role!!
Morty – Jack Dylan Grazer/Tom Holland
He may not be a house hold name yet but after giving a stellar performance in IT as the placebo taking Eddie Kaspbrak I believe that Jack would give a solid performance as Morty!! His acting style would be perfect however I do feel he may need to grow up slightly before taking on the role (he is only 14). Tom Hollands name was also thrown around but he is too old to play Morty now.
Beth – Elizabeth Banks
If anyone could pull off Beth it would be Pitch Perfect Queen Elizabeth Banks. She looks exactly like Beth and I believe she can nail Beth’s cold hearted bitch personality down to a tee (just in case you couldn’t guess – I hate Beth, she’s a nasty pasty). I can all ready picture Miss Banks pouring wine all over her shaky hand after shooting Mr Poopybutthole. She would win Grammy’s with that scene!
Summer – Tanya Reynolds
Now I know none of you would’ve heard of Tany Reynolds. She’s a young British actress who appeared in the British TV series Delicious, which also stars Dawn French (if you haven’t watched it WATCH IT!! It’s one of the best television shows I’ve ever seen). I believe that by playing Summer it would broaden her acting chops!! Watch this space as I feel this youngster is going to be HUGE one day!!
Gerry – Chris Parnell
Gerry proved to be the most difficult character to cast. He’s such a wimp and every actor that was suggested to me were waaay too handsome to take on the roll of Gerry, so we decided that Gerry should be played by Chris Parnell himself. For those of you who don’t know, Chris Parnell does the voice of Gerry and also knows the character down to a tee!! He is perfect fir the part!!!
Bird Person – Sean Penn
Sean Penn is exactly how I pictured Bird Person would look like if he was real!! Sean Penn is a good enough actor that he could pull off Bird Person however this character is open to casting!! Who would you like to see playing Bird Person? Comment below!!
Rick Sanchez – A Pickle
Whether it’s a live action movie, or TV series, we need Pickle Rick. And the only one able to play that part with all the emotions and intensity of that character is a pickle. We can have CGI of the live action Rick’s face imposed on the pickle and we can employ the services of Jim Henson Co. to help our heroic pickle perform all the necessary and impossible feats of Pickle Rick. Cast me that pickle.
Who would be in your Rick and Morty dream cast? Comment below!!